Curse

FudgeBoy132 · Apr 10, 2007, 10:03 AM // 10:03

I have realised that some of the names the monk skills have in GW seem a little dodge, so I've tried to use a few XD

If you wanna get lucky with any pretty female character in GW, I recommend you use monk skills to pick them up. XD

For example:

This is what my monk says to the Storage Ladies ;p " Don't worry baby, with me you always get "Heavan's Delight, cause I always use "Unyielding Aura" and never "Holy Haste". So let me give you "Dwayna's Kiss" and lay on some "Healing Hands"and let you feel my "Healing Touch". And we can go on for hours baby, cause I have "Vigorous Spirit" and when I start to eventually lag, I have "Signet of Rejuvenation" and "Supportive Spirit" to help me carry on some more. And don't worry baby, nothing can happen cause I always use "Mark of Protection" XD

And it worked, he was kicked out of torment before he could blink.

So I recommend you try it as well. Anyone can use monk skills to make dodgey innuendos as long as your primary or secondery class is a monk!

Arkantos · Apr 10, 2007, 10:14 AM // 10:14

Thanks for the laugh.

Bane of Worlds · Apr 10, 2007, 01:43 PM // 13:43

Hilarious, thanks for the laugh btw.
I'm sure other professions do have something like this too...on a second thought, necromancer could potentially creep someone out with their skills...

I pwnd U · Apr 10, 2007, 01:45 PM // 13:45

lol That is awesome. Great job figuring that out!

[M]agna_[C]arta · Apr 10, 2007, 01:52 PM // 13:52

Lol XD!!!!!
Very Creative and Innovative of you!

ZenRgy · Apr 10, 2007, 02:10 PM // 14:10

Needs moar healing seed reference.

FudgeBoy132 · Apr 10, 2007, 02:14 PM // 14:14

DARN! I left out "Healing Seed". Well, I'm sure you can fit it in there in your mind ;p I will look at other class skills soon and see if i can come up with anything more.

I'm glad you all enjoyed it XD

Mike_version2 · Apr 10, 2007, 03:00 PM // 15:00

lol, made me laugh

FudgeBoy132 · Apr 10, 2007, 06:56 PM // 18:56

My monk was horrified in LA today. He laid his smooth moves on a very pretty necro, only to be told he had to take her out to this great new necro diner, otherwise he didn't stand a chance. So he asked her what she wanted to go eat and this is what she said:

"I want to go to this new diner were the multi-corpse meal is "Order of Undeath". We would start out with a lovely "Blood Ritual" because everyone knows every necro is a "Blood Drinker". Blood is a great way to start off a good meal, the saying even goes "Blood is Power". We would start off with a good brand of blood (because this is your first time) such as "Blood of the Aggressor", and definitaly not "Enfeebling Blood". You have to be very careful about what blood you drink because a bad brand of blood caould cause you to get "Ulcerous Lungs". Not fun. There are a few necros who don't drink blood, but their more of a "Vocal Minority". But there is always enough blood to go around thanks to the "Well of Blood"

By then the main meal will have started, an enjoyable "Feast of Corruption". It'll look so good we will both be looking at is with a "Ravenous Gaze"! This "Feast for the Dead" will mostly be made up off "Tainted Flesh", but we would have to eat quick otherwise it would get cold and a "Bitter Chill" would set in. Just always remember to watch out for "Jagged Bones" because then you will get a real good "Taste of Pain". But I always find that "Rotting Flesh" always gives such a good "Taste of Death" that I'm suprised that other classes refuse to go to necro diners.

Lastly there would be dessert. It would be a lovely "Soul Feast" were we would each have a lovely "Soul Leech" to devoure.

We would eat all this food while listening to the new necro number one hit called "Wail of Doom"."

Of cause after hearing this my monk used "Sprint" to get out of there, all the while feeling her "Gaze of Contempt" on his back. So be warned all you who think necros are pretty. DO NOT take them out to EAT!!

It's a bad idea, a really bad idea.

XD

Mesmer in Need · Apr 10, 2007, 07:04 PM // 19:04

"and then with a healing burst i sent forth my healing seed and a saw the glimmer of light in your eyes."
lol good thread.

MrSlayer · Apr 11, 2007, 10:35 AM // 10:35

Umm..Im pretty sure most of that was just ripped from the comic Ascalon and Oink, which is listed somewhere on these forums.

Please make your own crap up ><

FudgeBoy132 · Apr 11, 2007, 02:46 PM // 14:46

OH! Then I humbly beg forgivness.

I did not intentionally copy anyone's idea, I just made the first post up for my friend in MSN and he said it was funny and I should forum it...

So I'm sorry to anyone if this was done before.

Any admin can close this thread, np with me.

Cause I've now read said comic and it's damn funny >.<

Stormlord Alex · Apr 11, 2007, 05:46 PM // 17:46

lol, good stuff.

You need to go Mo/W for Final Thrust...

Craero · Apr 11, 2007, 06:09 PM // 18:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stormlord Alex

You need to go Mo/W for Final Thrust...

Don't forget about Drunken, Penetrating, Crushing, Fierce, Heavy, Irresistible, Mighty, Staggering, Distracting, Wild, and Desperate blows...

Then you've always got the Backbreaker.

Taurucis · Apr 11, 2007, 07:38 PM // 19:38

Kai Ying says a lot of these

Gonna try something with sin skills...

With a "Critical Eye" I watched the swift descent of the "Falling Spider." I felt an "Augury of Death" as the spider didn't fail to "Impale" itself on a sharp rock. I smiled with "Unseen Fury" at the death of the spider. This very critter had delivered a "Shattering Assault" to one of my closest friends, who was still feeling the wrath of its "Enduring Toxin." Gathering some potion ingredients from the field I had been relaxing in, I began to mix an "Assassin's Remedy." Sort of ironic that I was making this potion - it seemed to be against my "Way of the Assassin."

During my "Dark Escape" back to our hideout, I was sieged by an "Entangling Asp." It threatened me with its "Twisting Fangs" but I managed to subdue it with a "Desperate Strike." It jumped back, and suffered from a "Wastrel's Collapse." Then, in "Shameful Fear," it fled into its "Shadow Refuge."

...I am seriously thinking I need more stuff to do, if I can make up stories of smashing spiders and snakes using Assassin Skills.

Alex the Great · Apr 11, 2007, 08:03 PM // 20:03

ummm........

thats stolen from the comic "For Ascalon and Oink"

have a nice day

chembaron · Apr 15, 2007, 03:22 AM // 03:22

quite creative. good work.

kwakkwak · Apr 15, 2007, 07:56 AM // 07:56

mark of protection lmao ! nice dude

Queen Undertaker · May 01, 2007, 05:27 AM // 05:27

hello, Im looking for a skill that works like Extinguish, spelling may not be right, but removes a conditions for each ally, ON THE MAP bascialy, I need to know if factions has one or NF has one like that, so I dont have to be in the dervs argo area and well die trying to heal him, is a farm build, and he said there isnt another skill like that, dont need heal party, just conditions and maybe hexes, that will work with monk pri any ANY secondary.

need for the range, cast out of my argo circle.

thanks for any help, Razor of Death

Alex Morningstar · May 01, 2007, 07:10 AM // 07:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Queen Undertaker

hello, Im looking for a skill that works like Extinguish, spelling may not be right, but removes a conditions for each ally, ON THE MAP bascialy, I need to know if factions has one or NF has one like that, so I dont have to be in the dervs argo area and well die trying to heal him, is a farm build, and he said there isnt another skill like that, dont need heal party, just conditions and maybe hexes, that will work with monk pri any ANY secondary.

need for the range, cast out of my argo circle.

thanks for any help, Razor of Death

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